It is BORING.
And leads you to look up strange things on the internet.
I looked up a chest xray and wondered what is going on in my lungs.
Why can't you see your lungs on an xray? But you can see your boobs?
I was also looking up ears because apparently my eardrum looks dull and a bit red, what the hell does that mean?
I'll tell you now. Do not search ear infection images. GROSS.
Then I was looking up ears in general and found this picture of all the ear piercings you can get.
If I saw a girl with all those pierced she would totally be a homo. But if she had just one or a couple, how can you tell?
I have a collection of ear piercings which I got before I knew I was gay, but looking back, I wanted them because all the cool girls have piercings. And everyone knows, all the cool girls are lesbians.
- Industrial = lesbian
- Conch = lesbian
- Snug = lesbian
- Rook = lesbian
- Helix = lesbian
- Tragus = at least bisexual
- Single Lobe = boring
- Double Lobe = questionable
- Triple Lobe = lesbian
- No piercings = mysterious and I like it.