Wednesday, 20 October 2010

Joel Burns tells gay teens "it gets better"

Ramona Quimby

I can't believe it! They are making a movie of Ramona.
Does anyone else even know who Ramona is?
I freakin' loved that show. I never read the books but I can remember watching the show really early on the weekend mornings. I just found out that the show was made in 1988. 

I really am old.

Ramona is the cutest kid. 

I can hardly remember what happened in the show, there were only 10 episodes. 

I really wish I could watch it now. I hope the movie is good. Here is the trailer: Ramona and Beezus

Monday, 11 October 2010

Secret gay movies

Don't you just love it when you are watching a movie and you are enjoying it because it is a good movie. AND THEN, out of the blue, some of the main characters are LESBIANS?!


Aaaand they are not single freakos who have a lot of cats, and they are gorgeous, and they are believable, and they don't die at the end just before it gets good, how freaking awesome.

Movies this has happened in that I have watched recently:

Everybody's fine
Whip It

OK, not Whip It. But its such a good Girl Power movie that it should be included. Any one know anymore secretly lesbian movies?


Sunday, 10 October 2010

Why did I watch that?

We just watched, The Human Centipede.
When I first heard about it I thought it would be about adding extra limbs to one person.


I'm not going to explain the concept because I don't want that written on my blog.
I don't think it was a very good film. The guy doing it was really creepy and what he was doing was disgusting, but if you took the concept out of the movie then it would be boring.

The ending was annoying because I want to know what happens next but I really don't want to see the second film. Especially if the acting is as bad as it was in this movie. I guess they were the only actors they could get that would want to play such roles.

To be honest, I wouldn't even watch it for a second time. There are not many films I would say that about. I'm glad we rented another film to watch later so I don't go to sleep thinking about it... I am thinking about it now though... I have so many questions. Like, I know that it was supposedly medically accurate but how did they pee? and how did the second two drink? How long was the time frame of the movie because wouldn't the second two died of dehydration/starvation? How many days can you live without water? Googled it. 3 days. Was it because they were put on a drip? I bet it was. Also do they have tongues? Like, could they taste? Gross. Gross. Gross. What if they were sick? OMG. 

I always think when I'm watching a horror movie, what would I do? and then I realise, I would never be in that situation. For example, the two girls get a flat tyre and have no signal in the middle of nowhere. What would I do? Check if I can change it myself. (no I cannot. Damn I'm such a bad lesbian.)  See if I can get a phone signal within view of the car. If I can't, STAY IN THE CAR all night with the doors locked. 

Do not go into the woods wearing only heals, short shorts and a boob tube. It's good advice.